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And we’re back. Im excited. Ive missed this world. Hi Avery.

I think I’m going to fuck Aodhan.
A hand clamps down over my arm and jerks me away from his body. Aodhan snarls but when he looks up he pauses a little.
— Sep 23, 2026 10:04PM
All Hail (Queen Crow, #1)

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TRY TO DO SIMPLE.
And for my standards the four-course dinner with two options for dessert that I cook entirely from scratch is simple but I’m sure it’s not what Lips was trying to get through to me. When I send her the menu for critiques, she replies something snarky back and I switch my phone to silent so I don’t have to listen to her laugh at me over my obsessive freakout.
— Sep 30, 2026 02:38PM
All Hail (Queen Crow, #1)


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I love how attentive Aodhen is.

Disgusting. Any specific finger or whichever ones take Aodhan’s fancy?
Diarmuid’s boots make a squeaking noise against the steel bottom of the shipping container as he struggles, the grunts of his coming from behind the gag sound frenzied and enraged but that is quite soothing for me.
— Sep 29, 2026 10:13PM
All Hail (Queen Crow, #1)


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I feel like I read this whole book. I just don’t remember a single bit of it. But I’m getting deja vu. Like maybe I skimmed it.

There aren’t that many places to speak in private so Atticus drags me to a supply closet.
We walk past Luca to get there, his eyes on us as Atticus swings the door open wide and shoves me in, gently but the hand on my arm is firm.
— Sep 28, 2026 10:10PM
All Hail (Queen Crow, #1)


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Yuhhh
I love how Avery knows hot suduce

Illi lets himself in downstairs while I get ready but when I start down the staircase, I find Aodhan standing there with him.
Neither of them notices me when I first start down the stairs, a silk YSL clutch in one hand and the other holding the marble railing, but when
— Sep 25, 2026 12:02PM
All Hail (Queen Crow, #1)


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I’m working under the assumption. Atticus and Aodhan are the ml’s. But I’m very conflicted about Luca.

WATCHING Avery’s stiff back as she walks into her giant, empty fucking mausoleum of a house on heels that could kill a man is a special form of torture.
— Sep 24, 2026 11:32PM
All Hail (Queen Crow, #1)


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“YOU CAN KILL him or fuck him, the choice is yours.”
My eyes snap to Aodhan’s and his chest is heaving. He didn’t scream once, matter how deep I pushed the knife in. Even with the sweat on his brow he’s still staring at me with clear eyes, like he wants me to do whatever I have to do to survive.
I can’t kill him.
— Sep 24, 2026 03:55PM
All Hail (Queen Crow, #1)


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Idk why this is marked as read. But i definitely didnt finish it the last time i read it. But im back and excited to be here
— Sep 22, 2026 10:50PM
All Hail (Queen Crow, #1)


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average  human I don’t have to look up to know who it is, the smell of his cologne and the feel of his hand on my skin like a brand is enough for me.
“What the hell are you doing bringing her here? Are you fucking insane?”
The alcohol is still thrumming through my system, warming my blood up and loosening me up, so I laugh at him.
Once again, Atticus Crawford is here to wrap me up in cotton wool and protect me from living my life.
I might be just a little tipsy but I remember not to use his name. “Stag, I’m getting another drink. Is Jack there? I need another margarita.”
I step away from them both only to find Luca waiting behind Atticus. He grins and holds out an arm to me.
I don’t want to but I don’t want to listen to Atticus scold me like a child either so I huff and take it.
“What a lovely surprise, Miss Beaumont. Let me help you out to the car.”
I shake my head but he pulls me along with him anyway. “I’m staying here with my friends. I’m having a good night.”
Luca doesn’t stop, he just nods and coos at me under his breath as though I’m drunk enough not to realize he’s walking me out of the warehouse.
I’ve had two fucking drinks and I don’t want to leave.
“I should warn you that I’m armed and not in the mood to ask again,” I say, and he stops with the cooing but doesn’t slow his steps down at all.
“I get that but the Crow also isn’t in the mood and finding you down here tonight might have just sent him off the rails. He’s already stretched pretty thin.”
There are men dressed in black suits everywhere now and pulling a knife on Luca now would only risk getting me hurt.
I don’t want to think about what Aodhan would do if that happened, or if Lips caught wind of it, so I walk out with him. I still have my phone and I’ll just call my Mounty if I need to. I don’t want to but I can.
I get marched out of the building and into the parking lot. The night air is warm, too warm for the blazer I’m wearing thanks to the dancing, and I’m sure I look like a mess. I don’t really care all that much about what people think of me but this is not how I wanted my night to end.
I’m reconsidering stabbing Luca when a voice calls out to us both, “Get your hand off of her before you fucking lose it. Fuck, you might lose it anyway, I’m not in the mood for dealing with political bullshit.”
Oh thank God.
I turn to find Illi leaning against Atticus’ car, a cleaver already in his hand and a savage smirk across his face.
Luca stops but his arm stays around my waist. “It’s none of your business, Butcher, why don’t you head out to find some chump to bleed out?”
Illi straightens up. “I have, dickhead. Any last words before I ruin your fucking suit?”
I hate this.
I hate that I’m still just the fucking pawn to be fought over.
I get out my phone.
“What’s happened? Illi hasn’t called, I’ll get him on the line.”
I huff. “He’s here. I was drinking and dancing with A—I mean, the Stag and then the Crow showed up and beat his chest because I’m too fucking delicate to dance at a party. I think Illi might cut Luca’s head off. Has he done that before? I assume he knows what he’s doing but probably not good for our alliances if he does.”
There’s a pause and then Lips swears under her breath. “The first fucking night we’re away. Let me call Atticus and ream him. You’re allowed to fucking live.”
There’s a crunching sound and then Atticus says from behind us, “Get in the car, Avery.”
I refuse to turn back and look at him so I miss Aodhan arriving and taking him to the ground in a single move, Luca cursing under his breath and finally letting me go so he can help out his boss. I can hear the struggle and the sounds of fighting but I don’t so much as glance behind me.
I ignore them all and look up at Illi.
“Take me home. I’m done with this bullshit.”


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