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This is getting out of hand. To think this all hinges on a stupid prop knife i cant deal with this. Rip Notker you would have been rolling in ur grave.
— Sep 24, 2026 06:35AM
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Elissiya
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Local Psycho pulls a hannibal at cannae maneuver with mongol manpower. Oh Echmen Empire you are SO fucked
— Sep 21, 2026 04:21PM
Elissiya
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‘It was a typical Notker Farce…but there was this actress.” BUY ME A DAMN LOTTO TICKET WHAT DID I SAY?!?!?! HODA COMEBACK YALL ITS REALLLLL
— Sep 17, 2026 06:55AM
Elissiya
is on page 107 of 350
Manifesting a Hoda comeback i feel her lurking presence somewhere in this story…
— Sep 07, 2026 06:08PM
Elissiya
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Judging by the title and the fact that mr eunich is heading to fantasy mongol territory id say the fantasy Baghdad equivalent should be looking real scared right about now bc ghengis khan is on his way.
— Aug 29, 2026 07:40PM