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"I cannot tell my learned reader (whose eyebrows, I suspect, have by now traveled all the way to the back of his bald head)..."
You wish your biggest flaw was being bald
— Sep 25, 2026 08:35AM
You wish your biggest flaw was being bald
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Severin
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Believe it or not, the biggest crime commited by humbert is rhyming carpet with car pet
— Nov 03, 2026 08:46AM
Severin
is on page 238 of 331
Guess how many chapters these sentences are apart:
...I delivered a tremendous backhand cut that caught her smack on her hot hard little cheekbone.
I kissed the yellowish soles of her long-toed feet...
— Oct 29, 2026 06:32AM
...I delivered a tremendous backhand cut that caught her smack on her hot hard little cheekbone.
I kissed the yellowish soles of her long-toed feet...
Severin
is on page 215 of 331
Im afraid humbert and i are scared of the prospect of aging for very different reasons
— Oct 22, 2026 01:09PM
Severin
is on page 189 of 331
I immediately foresaw the pleasure I would have in distinguishing from my study-bedroom...the statistically inevitable percentage of nymphets...
Oh he's taking the being-a-creep-thing very serious.
(Statistics mentioned, shoutout natalie)
— Oct 16, 2026 08:55AM
Oh he's taking the being-a-creep-thing very serious.
(Statistics mentioned, shoutout natalie)
Severin
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For there is no other bliss on earth comparable to that of fondling a nymphet.
I doubt it.
Part 1 felt like watching a car crash. Part 2 makes you feel like a passenger in the crash.
Pure disgusting insanity. I am taking a break.
— Oct 07, 2026 04:37AM
I doubt it.
Part 1 felt like watching a car crash. Part 2 makes you feel like a passenger in the crash.
Pure disgusting insanity. I am taking a break.
Severin
is on page 166 of 331
Taking notes in your books is hella fun.
Unrelated, i can now draw a funny lil vomit face.
— Oct 05, 2026 10:41AM
Unrelated, i can now draw a funny lil vomit face.
Severin
is on page 148 of 331
"More and more uncomfortable did Humbert feel It was something quite special, that feeling: an oppressive, hideous constraint as if I were sitting with the small ghost of somebody i had just killed."
Bro is an empath
— Oct 03, 2026 12:39PM
Bro is an empath
Severin
is on page 97 of 331
I think if you put humberts love for minors and hate for adults on a scale, it'd stay perfectly balanced.
— Sep 27, 2026 08:50AM
Severin
is on page 40 of 331
"..imagining...the nymphet i would coach in french and fondle in humbertish."
Bro chill 😭
— Sep 24, 2026 11:39AM
Bro chill 😭