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Believe it or not, the biggest crime commited by humbert is rhyming carpet with car pet

Guess how many chapters these sentences are apart:

...I delivered a tremendous backhand cut that caught her smack on her hot hard little cheekbone.

I kissed the yellowish soles of her long-toed feet...

I immediately foresaw the pleasure I would have in distinguishing from my study-bedroom...the statistically inevitable percentage of nymphets...

Oh he's taking the being-a-creep-thing very serious.

(Statistics mentioned, shoutout natalie)

For there is no other bliss on earth comparable to that of fondling a nymphet.

I doubt it.

Part 1 felt like watching a car crash. Part 2 makes you feel like a passenger in the crash.

Pure disgusting insanity. I am taking a break.

Taking notes in your books is hella fun.

Unrelated, i can now draw a funny lil vomit face.

"More and more uncomfortable did Humbert feel It was something quite special, that feeling: an oppressive, hideous constraint as if I were sitting with the small ghost of somebody i had just killed."

Bro is an empath

Humbert keeps setting new achievable lows

I think if you put humberts love for minors and hate for adults on a scale, it'd stay perfectly balanced.

"I cannot tell my learned reader (whose eyebrows, I suspect, have by now traveled all the way to the back of his bald head)..."

You wish your biggest flaw was being bald

"..imagining...the nymphet i would coach in french and fondle in humbertish."
Bro chill 😭