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Eli H
is 21% done
Ah, i see we're having normal feelings about our high school crush/former best friend's current husband
(Also, why is it always the blandest men that straight girls end up pining after. You could pine after interesting men instead!!!)
— Sep 25, 2026 11:46AM
(Also, why is it always the blandest men that straight girls end up pining after. You could pine after interesting men instead!!!)
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Eli H
is 44% done
Wowwww yayyyyy the slice-of-white-bread love interest is here
— Sep 25, 2026 03:42PM
Eli H
is 43% done
Also holy shit we're not even halfway through this book??? I feel like so much has already happened
— Sep 25, 2026 03:35PM
Eli H
is 25% done
I am LOVING this. Chicklit + sci fi/dystopia. An excellent combo
— Sep 25, 2026 12:17PM