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The winged thing let its tongue dangle as it slowly beat the air. It used it as a bloodhound would its nose. it passed over the undulation roofscape that seemed buckled by the Ribs. It licked its way along a faint trail.
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'You're still not looking the right way. At all. It's a wonder you can create such art. You still see this - ,' he gesticulated vaguely at his own body with a monkey's paw ' - as pathology. You're still interested in what was and how it went wrong. This is not error or absence or mutancy: this is image and essence...'
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Employment contracts be like:
"A man in my position has to be careful. I'm sure you can understand. If you take this commission I will make you rich, but I will also own a part of your mind. The part that pertains to me. That is mine. I do not give you permission to share it with any. If you do, you will suffer greatly before you die."
— Jul 25, 2026 02:52AM
"A man in my position has to be careful. I'm sure you can understand. If you take this commission I will make you rich, but I will also own a part of your mind. The part that pertains to me. That is mine. I do not give you permission to share it with any. If you do, you will suffer greatly before you die."