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“Dropped a long way, did he?” she observed, leaning over the corpse with a tortured groan of metal. “Front’s all flat, isn’t it?”
“Er, yes,” replied Abbot Listrum. “He fell from the bell tower.”

“Wait!” he called, already wondering whether a dried sheep’s tongue might look rather human enough that nobody would ask any uncomfortable questions, should he substitute one for the other.