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Mark Porton
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The one great principle of the English law is, to make business for itself 🤣
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Mark Porton
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Wow what a revelation.
It's midnight now and time to close this wonderful book. When I do, I will soon hear the cast of little characters downing tools, getting into their normal clothes, having a cuppa, chatting and laughing. "See how shocked he was when the secret was revealed!!!" - "Wait until he reads what we have in store for him tomorrow" - "Night everyone". The book now falls silent.
— Sep 25, 2026 11:01PM
It's midnight now and time to close this wonderful book. When I do, I will soon hear the cast of little characters downing tools, getting into their normal clothes, having a cuppa, chatting and laughing. "See how shocked he was when the secret was revealed!!!" - "Wait until he reads what we have in store for him tomorrow" - "Night everyone". The book now falls silent.
Mark Porton
is on page 635 of 1288
Mr Skimpole is a complete numpty. I can't bear him at all :(
— Sep 22, 2026 03:01PM
Mark Porton
is on page 551 of 1288
Mr Chadband - Bahahahahaha - what a pompous tosser. Talks more than he says 😂😂😂
— Sep 19, 2026 10:55PM
Mark Porton
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It has become increasingly evident to this antediluvian chap that one needs to improve one's deportment. With haste!!
— Sep 18, 2026 11:18PM