Status Update

Hayley Hanson is 85% done

Jack Sparrow if he was French and chopped

— 6 hours, 27 min ago

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Hayley’s Previous Updates

Hayley Hanson is 70% done

reading reviews and the die hard fans are giving mega church 🥴

— 10 hours, 47 min ago

Hayley Hanson is 47% done

This is straight out of his “plan” I’m telling you

— Sep 26, 2026 09:19PM

Hayley Hanson is 25% done

This guy is 100% telling this story straight out of his “plan” if you know what I mean

— Sep 25, 2026 09:40PM

Hayley Hanson is 20% done

I’m confused why everyone is so eager to help escaped convicts?? And they’re not even chill criminals… they’re actual murderers 🫪

— Sep 24, 2026 03:39PM

Hayley Hanson is on page 14 of 544

every time I open this it smells like a basement and then I read like two paragraphs and give up

— Sep 14, 2026 09:04PM

Hayley Hanson is on page 12 of 544

This kind of feels like the longest book ever already 🫩

— Sep 01, 2026 08:22PM

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