Kelly Baumgarth’s Reviews > Forever, Interrupted > Status Update
Kelly Baumgarth
is 52% done
“If you’re pregnant I’ll grab your hand and take you across the street to the courthouse and marry you. Diapers scare me. Spending the rest of my life with you doesn’t” 💔😭
— 7 hours, 47 min ago
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Kelly Baumgarth
is 20% done
“Do me a favor and turn around. I’m about to beg on my knees and I want you to remember me as a revered confident man”
Just so she could get the gelato she wanted 🥹
— 22 hours, 45 min ago
Just so she could get the gelato she wanted 🥹