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“He saw Alex in the garden, a black-winged bird, night gathered around her like a silken shroud shot through with stars. His monstrous queen. His gentle ruler. He knew what she was now too”

this is darlington’s version of heaven btw

“Stay and your demon consort returns to the mortal realm untainted.”

demon consort you say😁

“There’s still no explanation for it, but the meaning has always been clear to me.”
“Oh yeah?” said Turner.
“Yeah,” said Alex. “This town has been fucked from the start.”
Darlington actually smiled.

im with alex here

Well, if she was already playing shocked, she might as well lean into it. Alex summoned all her will and burst into tears.
“Darlington!” she cried. “You’re back!” She threw her arms around him.

lmaoooo im cryinggggg but also at least they hugged right!

“He had been tempted to bury his face in his soup bowl and lap at it like a greedy animal. He wanted to place himself between Alex’s legs now and do the same to her”

oh- I hope I’m not interrupting 😊

“So … are you going to do my laundry?”
Fight, flight, or sarcasm. “What a horrid girl you are.”
“Ma’am. What a horrid girl you are, ma’am.”
Now he laughed.

lmaooooo

“I’m bound to you, Stern. To the woman who brought me out of hell. I will serve you ’til the end of days.”

me next

“How was Spain?”
“Hotter than expected”

IM WHEEZING

“Darlington?” Alex stammered. “I … Where are you going?”
“To get some clothes, Stern”

he just casually tore the demon in two a few seconds ago😭😭😭

“I just had to put his damsel in distress. Of course he came running.”

his damsel you say 😏😏😏