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THE DAD SOLD THE HOUSE?????? WTF?

“You just sucked my finger.” “I didn’t suck it, I moistened it.” “That’s worse.” “Stop complaining,” he said, still holding it out, “and take it.”was NOT expecting that🥰🥰🥰

AND THAT’S HOW we escaped. Cooper launched right into a jog after that.

WAAAAAHAAAAAHAHAHAAA

now. “I heard from Mrs. Allen that a hobo told you to faint at the altar.” At that, Cooper raised his hand. “Hobo present,” he said. “He’s not a hobo,” IM DYINGGG i swear this is Katherine Centers BEST BOOK SO FAR.

Stop, drop, and roll. Dammit, Cooper, I thought. Why do you have to ruin everything? And then, like there was no other choice … I took a deep breath. And I let my knees buckle. And I dropped to the floor. EEEEEEEEEEEE

So here I was: not running away. Heroically. Itching like hell—but doing it anyway.🥲🥲

He has a beard and ponytail. IM SO SAT.

“Why do I love it when you insult me?” Cooper asked. “Because the truth feels good.” ON MY KNEES. KATHERINE CENTER YOUVE DONE IT AGAIN.