Joyce’s Reviews > The Summer Oath > Status Update

This is a writer shouldn't do athletic things. Being physically frail is part of our job.

Climbing the tree did not help me figure out where we are, but the view from up here is amazing! You have got to come up.

Are you kidding? For me, trees are not for climbing - trees are for sitting under and discovering gravity.

How expensive can a daytime ghost tour be? Do ghosts even come out in the daytime?

Well, that's the question we're all seeking the answer to, isn't it?

Reginald: You're what, 30?

Zara: I know, I'm rather young. But I'm mature!

Reginald: No, you're too old! I'm not wasting my prime years on expired goods.

Michael (head waiter): Be like a shark!

Zara: Attack reckless white people?

Michael: Always be moving! You know what happens when sharks stop moving?

Zara: They find peace?

Michael: They die!

Must be nice to be retired.

I'm not retired. I'm just ... not working and bored.

Do I have beach waves?

More like "beach bird's nest".

"And no offense ..."

"Cue offensive thing!"