Karla’s Reviews > Twilight > Status Update

This whole hunter thing is just so stupid and boring. Like yeah if there would be some worldbuilding to it or something but he just showed up so we can have some action. Like...maybe it is just me being annoyed with this book already so I am trying to find more flaws but c'mon, why didnt they just kill James lol

If Edward does not shut up about being such a monster for being with Bella or if he does not leave her alone finally, as he says would be better, I will lose my shit

Also this book is too long. I am beginning to get really bored.

Also why the fuck was bella like "yeah i am writing paper on how shakespeare is mysogynistic" AND THEN SHE FALLS INTO THE MOST CODEPENDEND AND MALE DOMINATED RELATIONSHIP EVER WITH A GUY WITH ANGER ISSUES WHO TELLS HER CONSTANTLY THAT HE IS GONNA KILL HER AND WHO IS CONSTANTLY PUTTING HIMSELF BETTER AND SMARTER AND SHE LOVES IT AND SAYS IT IS LOVE? oh my god Stephenie, what are you even trying to do here?

Why are they love bombing bro
I cannot take it anymore it did 180 so quickly my god, this is the twilight i expected. I really liked it in the begining and I was like shit will I be giving Twilight a good rating. NO!
HE SAID SHE IS HIS LIFE NOW! after maximum of few months knowing each other and few DAYS of talking and like...ONE DAY OF DATING! AND HE IS NOT 17 HE IS OLD ASS MAN! OH MY GOD I FEEL LIKE ACCOMPLICE!

Bella is really getting groomed by that man lol.
Like she is just swept away from all her friends, Edward is always there and when he is not, he is listening and following her etc. He is a crazy person and Bella loves it.

Nah, as a grown ass woman...Edward is the right amount of unhinged obsessed to touch her and die vampire boyfriend. They don't make them like this anymore