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Can’t explain to my non-Jewish friends why the tefillin date makes me twirl my hair and kick my little feet UGH

Too dirty to recommend to anyone at MY shul, too niche to recommend to any of my friends. Just right to explain the plot to my non-Jewish fiancé a month before our wedding lmaooooooo this is fun though

This is fun
From shomer negiah to nearly dry humping at the wedding lmaooooo