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Eli H
is 94% done
If the weird rich guy showed back up a week after I told him to stop pretending to be homeless, and told me that he wanted to give me a mobile home for free, I also would be extremely suspicious
— Oct 01, 2026 03:53PM
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Eli H
is 85% done
If I was homeless in San Fransisco and some clearly rich guy showed up trying to slum it and asking for help, I also would be pissed
— Oct 01, 2026 03:13PM
Eli H
is 48% done
Ngl i was kind of hoping for an over-the-shoulder scene of Marty doing spreadsheet forensics lol
— Sep 30, 2026 06:37PM