Ashley’s Reviews > Five Brothers > Status Update

Only 76% through before a surprising plot twist: one of the 5 brothers is gay/bi, so maybe she won’t fuck them all.

Why tf would 18-19 year old Krisjen know about tax rebates on land? Here the author goes trying to prove she has more worth than 🐱 and her maternal instincts. 🥱

Who tf eats chili without beans? Vegetables like carrots or celery would make it a stew, not beans.

“Women love being owned by a good man.”

If something else happens to Krisjen’s car that causes her to “have to stay at the brothers house”, I’m writing it off to author laziness 🙄

Can’t stop thinking about why Macon would put a $20 on homegirl like she was a stripper 😂😂😂 (even though she was acting like one). She did perfectly describe herself after the post-nut realization, cuz why would you do that??