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Ana
is 43% done
“Do the thing with your teeth again.’
‘Later, if you ask very politely.”
— 14 hours, 50 min ago
‘Later, if you ask very politely.”
Ana
is 40% done
“It’s not what you’re thinking,’ he says.
‘You’re not a vampire?’
His shoulders deflate, something like resigned acceptance on his face. ‘Okay, it is what you’re thinking.”
HE DIDN'T EVEN TRY LOL
— Oct 02, 2026 05:49PM
‘You’re not a vampire?’
His shoulders deflate, something like resigned acceptance on his face. ‘Okay, it is what you’re thinking.”
HE DIDN'T EVEN TRY LOL
Ana
is 34% done
“But I’ve been alive for almost four centuries and have seen countless people find love in unexpected places. It’s a persistent force, one that often finds the person instead of the other way around, sometimes more than once in a human lifetime."
— Oct 02, 2026 05:15PM
Ana
is 27% done
“to be human is to have joy and horrible pain, but so much hope too. Humans have the unbearable knowledge of mortality and decide to keep on like tomorrow will happen anyway, because what other choice is there?”
— Oct 02, 2026 03:46PM
Ana
is 3% done
“Am I… good?’ I repeat. Is she asking after the nature of my person?”
PLEASE I LOVE CLUELESS VAMPIRES IN THE MODERN WORLD
— Sep 30, 2026 06:23PM
PLEASE I LOVE CLUELESS VAMPIRES IN THE MODERN WORLD

