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Dostoevsky mention

— Oct 03, 2026 09:07PM

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Elijah is on page 63 of 290

— Oct 03, 2026 09:21PM

Elijah is on page 61 of 290

What the FUCK

— Oct 03, 2026 09:18PM

Elijah is on page 48 of 290

He's so mega sexist

— Oct 03, 2026 08:55PM

Elijah is on page 47 of 290

Bro is comparing life to velocity

— Oct 03, 2026 08:53PM

Elijah is on page 32 of 290

WHAT

— Sep 28, 2026 09:18PM

Elijah is on page 30 of 290

Wouldn't the sun like. Kill you here.

— Sep 28, 2026 09:12PM

Elijah is on page 27 of 290

Lobotomy

— Sep 28, 2026 04:03AM

Elijah is on page 26 of 290

Isn't that concerning

— Sep 27, 2026 09:36AM

Elijah is on page 20 of 290

Me? Sex day is everyday. Heh. Yea Im allowed the state said so

— Sep 27, 2026 09:24AM

Elijah is on page 15 of 290

Hey man that uh. That's not ok

— Sep 27, 2026 09:03AM

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