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Ashley
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“Tell me about it. She’s already putting on weight, and our sex life has gone to nothing. If this is the future, I’m going to be hammering the hell out of Tinder.” #1) Deepak is a POS #2) So are Deepak and Sumaira matched and he still cheats? 😬
— Oct 05, 2026 03:29PM
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Ashley
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I’d know my man was a lil sassy if he drove a Mini Cooper, ngl
— Oct 05, 2026 02:57PM
Ashley
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Okay, I predicated that Ellie had something to do with the DNA matches & I knew Richard would have sperm saved, so not as unpredictable as I’d like, but still love it.
— Oct 05, 2026 02:35PM
Ashley
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“Maybe when you took it back to the basics, that’s what love really was: just being there for someone when the sun rises and sets.”
— Oct 04, 2026 11:41AM
Ashley
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I hate Christopher so much. I don’t know how Amy isn’t cringed out. He’s such a narcissist 😐
— Oct 02, 2026 01:22PM
Ashley
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Okay, but why would Jade travel that far without asking? I won’t even drive 10 minutes to a friend’s house without confirming they were okay with it, let alone another country.
— Oct 02, 2026 02:57AM
Ashley
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Stop, I love Amy. She better be outsmarting him 🥺
— Oct 02, 2026 02:55AM
Ashley
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Here I was thinking Mandy’s weird ass was going to get away with this lie 🙂↔️🙂↔️🙂↔️🙂↔️ aht aht aht
— Oct 01, 2026 10:50PM
Ashley
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A man wearing any type of makeup could never be my man 🙂↔️🙂↔️🙂↔️
— Sep 27, 2026 10:15PM
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“To love or have loved, that is enough. Ask nothing further there is no other pearl to be found in the dark folds of life.” -Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
— Sep 27, 2026 02:00PM