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<3 fluffy jr I can't wait to see what cursed fanart people have come up for him

Oh my god they're playing spoons but with knives 😭 "the fun part is when it gets violent and people tussle" so true

this might be the funniest book I've read all year... I'm chortling, giggling out loud, rofling on the floor uncontrollably ✨️ it just catches me off guard every time and that is my humor

also the crucible is just like grad school fr... girls who get it get it

mr mysterious raspy voiced man with the red eyes, i.e. the most eligible bachelor in town, is obsessed with our Gauss loving queen oh nooo whatever will she dooo

noooo mr mysterious raspy voiced man with the red eyes, nooo don't cure me of my ailments and believe in me nooo ur too hot

Queen writes self insert fanfiction about herself and Gauss to escape the horrors of her post apocalyptic nuclear winter future ✨️ so campy I love it

Ok info dump ✨️ also am so surprised to find out this is set in the future and not the past