fang’s Reviews > The Risk > Status Update

I have two kills to plan, a boyfriend to see, and a best friend to un-piss off. And not in that order.

I’m just the typical American woman. Or is it the typical American Psycho?

i love that line so bad it’s one of my favorites

Add both in with the dark sunglasses and skin tight dress that I’m wearing, and I look nothing like Lana Myers, just in case.

i wish more editors took note of this… bc every single edit is a girl in a black latex skin tight dress or pants like… who is that???

she’s the love of my life

i love the scene where she can’t decide how to say bye after the first date so instead of just… speaking she waves awkwardly for wayyyyy too long

my girl

“It’s a very impersonal greeting, which makes me wonder if you also struggle with detachment issues, Agent Bennett,”

“So you really waited the standard three days to give me a call back?”

“Technically, I waited a nonconventional four days.”

it’s that time of year let’s go

it’s october you know what time it is

the way i love her should be studied