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Hailey
is 58% done
Ok wait a minute… does linda like karina??? She has been getting very generous in her descriptions of her. So help me god, she already made dave finger her on the flight to houston. Now karina is talking about how she’ll have to face her fear of flying for the flight to her wedding destination….. This book has already gotten freaky asl. Who knows what’s next.
— Oct 06, 2026 11:21AM
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Hailey
is 97% done
“I’d told karina everything and she still wanted to be my friend. This was what I’d wanted for so long and thought was impossible. To reveal my true self and be accepted as I was.”
This feels similar to how I cry over this one recycling commercial.
— Oct 06, 2026 04:44PM
This feels similar to how I cry over this one recycling commercial.
Hailey
is 87% done
“What happens if there’s a fire?”
“I suppose I would burn to death. Please, everyone, have some donuts.”
— Oct 06, 2026 03:43PM
“I suppose I would burn to death. Please, everyone, have some donuts.”
Hailey
is 71% done
“Hoping you’ll never find out who i really am, cause you’ll never love me.” -sza
Damn i lowkey feel bad for linda. Just when she started to trust people and make friends after years of feeling like an outcast, then she tells her best friend the truth and is cast out once again.
— Oct 06, 2026 12:59PM
Damn i lowkey feel bad for linda. Just when she started to trust people and make friends after years of feeling like an outcast, then she tells her best friend the truth and is cast out once again.
Hailey
is 41% done
“I tried to mentally convey to the plane that this man meant nothing to me.”
— Oct 05, 2026 06:19PM
Hailey
is 30% done
“I wondered if he was flattering me to gain a psychological advantage.”
😂 i am linda, linda is me
— Oct 05, 2026 11:06AM
😂 i am linda, linda is me
Hailey
is 19% done
“‘What airline do you work for?’ i wrote.
‘Delta.’ Simon wrote, and I came.”
😂😭 i had never read great literature until this moment
— Oct 04, 2026 06:06PM
‘Delta.’ Simon wrote, and I came.”
😂😭 i had never read great literature until this moment
Hailey
is 15% done
Im so uncomfortable with how she keeps calling these airplanes her “lovers” ahahahahaha
— Oct 04, 2026 05:36PM