Hailey’s Reviews > Sky Daddy > Status Update

“What happens if there’s a fire?”
“I suppose I would burn to death. Please, everyone, have some donuts.”

“Hoping you’ll never find out who i really am, cause you’ll never love me.” -sza

Damn i lowkey feel bad for linda. Just when she started to trust people and make friends after years of feeling like an outcast, then she tells her best friend the truth and is cast out once again.

“This plane wants to marry me.” Hahaha

Ok wait a minute… does linda like karina??? She has been getting very generous in her descriptions of her. So help me god, she already made dave finger her on the flight to houston. Now karina is talking about how she’ll have to face her fear of flying for the flight to her wedding destination….. This book has already gotten freaky asl. Who knows what’s next.

“I tried to mentally convey to the plane that this man meant nothing to me.”

“I wondered if he was flattering me to gain a psychological advantage.”

😂 i am linda, linda is me

“Aidan from Porn”

“‘What airline do you work for?’ i wrote.
‘Delta.’ Simon wrote, and I came.”

😂😭 i had never read great literature until this moment

“All planes are male in spirit.” 😂 stop

Im so uncomfortable with how she keeps calling these airplanes her “lovers” ahahahahaha