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KingNotes: a study guide for kids who don’t have the attention span to even read the *Spark* notes

You can’t be picky with a Groupon. You can’t save 65% by making choices.

Ma’am, you don’t have to take your shoes off. This isn’t TSA.

You don’t have security?

We figure if you have the money for a chopper from the Hamptons to Manhattan, we kinda trust the only people they’re hurting are themselves.

There’s nothing like a romantic vehicular chase inching along at half a mile an hour.

The real Livia has big main character energy and deserves the love she writes for all the women in her books.

I just scored a 172 on my last practice LSAT. Apparently I have way more brain cells than I need. So let’s kill some!

I guess we both know that even though this is comfortable, it’s not as good as it should be.

She got sick.

I’m sorry for your loss.

Oh, I didn’t lose her. She’s the first thing I think of when I wake up and the last thing I think of when I go to sleep.

(Zara’s) King is 27 years old.

How can someone be a romance writer when she doesn’t have a heart?