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Zuzanna
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“You can be your own man, too, like me, but you have to make sacrifices, and you have to take risks, Alexander.”
“Alex.” He held out his hand, feeling reckless. “That’s what you should call me if we’re going to do business together.”
im gonna throw up im SCARED
— Oct 07, 2026 03:57AM
“Alex.” He held out his hand, feeling reckless. “That’s what you should call me if we’re going to do business together.”
im gonna throw up im SCARED
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Zuzanna
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“You’ve always been for sale. You sold yourself to Neil in exchange for his silence, and you sold yourself to Solange for croc. You’re a whore, Alexander – I’m just making it official.”
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— Oct 08, 2026 03:28AM
jesus christ
Zuzanna
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Alex made a mental note to one day have enough money to pay servants to take care of all the boring stuff, too. It made life so much easier.
okay thats fucked up author i hate you so much for that now im crying
— Oct 07, 2026 05:13AM
okay thats fucked up author i hate you so much for that now im crying
Zuzanna
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“What the hell difference does it make whether I agree with you or not?”
“Because I want you to like me.”
“Why?”
“Don’t be an idiot – I want you to like me because I’m hoping that one day you’ll kiss me again, you fool.”
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— Oct 07, 2026 04:27AM
“Because I want you to like me.”
“Why?”
“Don’t be an idiot – I want you to like me because I’m hoping that one day you’ll kiss me again, you fool.”
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Zuzanna
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“Remind me – why did we split up?” he asked. Why hadn’t he clung on to something this beautiful when he’d had the chance?
“You told me to fuck off.”
“Did I? I’m such an arse.” He grinned at her, and she laughed.
Alex I love you you're SUCH an asshole
— Oct 07, 2026 02:12AM
“You told me to fuck off.”
“Did I? I’m such an arse.” He grinned at her, and she laughed.
Alex I love you you're SUCH an asshole
Zuzanna
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"Alexander grinned at him, and he found himself grinning back; there was something so exhilarating about verbally sparring with this man."
OH MY GOD
— Oct 06, 2026 04:04AM
OH MY GOD
Zuzanna
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“I kept phoning you last night, but you didn’t answer.”
“I was out clubbing.”
“Did you have a good time?”
“I suppose so. I fucked a guy in the toilets, and then some girl sucked me off in the alleyway outside. It was good.”
He glanced at Neil, and then Solange, hoping to have wounded at least one of them.
Alex nonody could make me hate you
— Oct 05, 2026 11:15PM
“I was out clubbing.”
“Did you have a good time?”
“I suppose so. I fucked a guy in the toilets, and then some girl sucked me off in the alleyway outside. It was good.”
He glanced at Neil, and then Solange, hoping to have wounded at least one of them.
Alex nonody could make me hate you
Zuzanna
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"The one thing he did know was that if he got this wrong, he could unleash a cunning, ruthless killer back into the world – or condemn an innocent man to death."
HELLO? I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN
— Oct 04, 2026 05:09AM
HELLO? I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN
Zuzanna
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“And it’s none of your business, Neil. You’ve known me for a few weeks and suddenly you’re an expert? You’re just the indie my father employed to be my flatmate at university. That doesn’t mean you and I are friends now, or that we ever will be. We’re not. You’re just the hired help. Now shut the fuck up, so I can get some sleep.”
oh my god I can tell I'm gonna love him sO MUCH
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— Oct 04, 2026 01:10AM
oh my god I can tell I'm gonna love him sO MUCH
tortured souls are my shit