Jonathan’s Reviews > The Iliad > Status Update

Poseidon yeets Aeneas to safety. Literally. Picks him up and chucks him into the Trojan lines to save him from Achilles.

Good thing too, since without Aeneas, there's no founding of Rome . . .

After Pattycakes is killed by Hector, Achilles again whines to his mother. Hephaestus makes him some armor so Achilles will stop whining and actually join the fight.

Pattycakes fights and dies.

Hera bangs Zeus

lotta people die