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Two quick notes (because I need to get reading this - it's great and I'm just being lazy):
1. I knew I didn't like that guy the second it said he thought the forest smells like semen. 🤮
2. A reviewer said this gets scary around halfway, so why was I only a few dozen pages in and needing to turn on the kitchen, hallway, AND bedroom lights (and turn off in reverse order) before frantically leaping into bed?
— Oct 07, 2026 06:49AM
1. I knew I didn't like that guy the second it said he thought the forest smells like semen. 🤮
2. A reviewer said this gets scary around halfway, so why was I only a few dozen pages in and needing to turn on the kitchen, hallway, AND bedroom lights (and turn off in reverse order) before frantically leaping into bed?
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Natalie
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Malfi, you have managed to make my period even more horrifying going forward. I will probably never get that conversation out of my head. Thanks for that! 🫠
— 12 hours, 28 min ago