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sof ✩₊˚⋆☾⋆⁺
sof ✩₊˚⋆☾⋆⁺ is 21% done
34-year-old with OCD and autism (probs) having an unhealthy rivalry (obsession) with his coworker of 7 years. okay.
— Oct 07, 2026 02:56PM
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sof ✩₊˚⋆☾⋆⁺
sof ✩₊˚⋆☾⋆⁺ is 53% done
"Right now all his brain chemicals are putting on a show and it’s called Everything Is Terrible and Nobody Likes You. Simon knows it isn’t real but it’s a pretty convincing performance anyway."

just like me fr
— 43 minutes ago
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sof ✩₊˚⋆☾⋆⁺
sof ✩₊˚⋆☾⋆⁺ is 50% done
Genuinely scared bc why <spoiler> did they kiss and have sex and we're in 50%...</spoiler> help me
— 1 hour, 20 min ago
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sof ✩₊˚⋆☾⋆⁺
sof ✩₊˚⋆☾⋆⁺ is 45% done
"Simon’s in the kind of good mood that makes him feel like all those brain chemicals that are usually in too short supply, all the dopamine and serotonin and endorphins, are fizzing in his blood like bubbles in champagne. He knows it won’t last. He isn’t new here. The bad stuff comes back but then it goes away and he gets days like this."

trying to be cool about it
— 1 hour, 55 min ago
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sof ✩₊˚⋆☾⋆⁺
sof ✩₊˚⋆☾⋆⁺ is 35% done
“Fuck no,” Charlie says. “I’m not listening to your sad guitar music or whatever.”

“I can’t believe you think I’m emotionally stable enough to listen to sad music.”
— 3 hours, 36 min ago
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sof ✩₊˚⋆☾⋆⁺
sof ✩₊˚⋆☾⋆⁺ is 28% done
OKAY wait. updating my last update: 34-year-old with OCD and autism (probs) having an unhealthy rivalry (obsession) with his 27-year-old coworker of 7 years. okay.
— Oct 07, 2026 03:40PM
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sof ✩₊˚⋆☾⋆⁺
sof ✩₊˚⋆☾⋆⁺ is 16% done
Wait, why is this he fell first but he fell harder lowkey obvious.
— Oct 07, 2026 02:55PM
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