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Simon’s going to have to figure out a casual way to bring up the existence of rabies. “You know you can’t cuddle a raccoon, right, Charlie?”

“Not with that attitude you can’t.”

i'm obsessed with them

GalactoseIntolerance: I opened this app to say the same thing! Is it insane if I take a sick day to read the update?

DeathStarJacuzzi: babe, read it AT work

GalactoseIntolerance: true, reading gay fanfic on company time is praxis


the whole discord parts are actually so funny and i love it so much

“Did I do something else?” It wouldn’t be hard for Simon to believe. At any moment he’s prepared to accept that he’s done something unforgivable. That’s the easiest proposition in the world for Simon to accept.

#lol me

"Right now all his brain chemicals are putting on a show and it’s called Everything Is Terrible and Nobody Likes You. Simon knows it isn’t real but it’s a pretty convincing performance anyway."

just like me fr

Genuinely scared bc why <spoiler> did they kiss and have sex and we're in 50%...</spoiler> help me

"Simon’s in the kind of good mood that makes him feel like all those brain chemicals that are usually in too short supply, all the dopamine and serotonin and endorphins, are fizzing in his blood like bubbles in champagne. He knows it won’t last. He isn’t new here. The bad stuff comes back but then it goes away and he gets days like this."

trying to be cool about it

OKAY wait. updating my last update: 34-year-old with OCD and autism (probs) having an unhealthy rivalry (obsession) with his 27-year-old coworker of 7 years. okay.

34-year-old with OCD and autism (probs) having an unhealthy rivalry (obsession) with his coworker of 7 years. okay.

Wait, why is this he fell first but he fell harder lowkey obvious.