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*deep breath*
*bellowing at enraged tuba volume* JESSICA

oh hey I hate this trope :)

ok I have some very mixed feelings but the jelly beans are jelly beans and we approve that one.

...well then.

Protagonist: I’m going to a writing conference.
Side character: so you’re a writer?
Protagonist: WHY DO YOU ASK

Me: hehe how silly! and…not relatable…at all…