Amber’s Reviews > Final Girls > Status Update

The way that Jeff just doesn’t seem to understand her at all is crazy.

What if she isn’t actually Samantha and her name really is Tina?

And now we are shoplifting. I don’t really like Jeff but he’ll be back to bailing them out of jail before we know it

This is a problem, Sam definitely has ulterior motives. Having her take 3 Xanax in a row and then saying “are we cool?” Girl, leave.

I find myself going back and forth on Sam, is she innocent, is she a problem. Her pushing Quinn to admit that she’s not okay…why do I get the sense she did the same thing to Lisa, since Lisa was big on “being past it”

“Before he became him” is quite ominous, and what that sounds like to me is that the “murderer” didn’t just happen upon the cabin and her group of friends.

I certainly don’t believe that Quinn is sad.

Not me over hear wondering when this book was written and if the blue/green kitchen is a reference to the internet drama from a couple years ago 😂

But also the fact that Quinn devoured both girls stories is highly suspect.

I know I’m probably the problem here but why is my brain over here like “yeah obvs Sam killed everyone and blamed Calvin because he was the only hotel guest who was able to fight back using his sack of goodies”??? Why is my mind like this?