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Susana
is 47% done
i love that all the most famous quotes from this play are said by Juliet (and the Chorus). Mercutio thinks he's so clever but he's getting outwitted outplayed and outlasted by a thirteen-year-old girl
— 9 hours, 2 min ago
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Susana
is 34% done
Romeo is so annoying. "first of all how did you get past the giant brick wall, and second my family will 100% kill you if they see you" "the power of love let me fly over the wall <3 and it also makes me bulletproof" BRO. she is asking you a legit question can you lock in please
— 19 hours, 20 min ago
Susana
is 27% done
Tybalt is so funny. bro don't you think killing someone at a party would ruin the vibe a little bit more than simply having a Montague there standing around and doing nothing
— Oct 03, 2026 09:46PM