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Karla
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I love how everyone has to become toxic as fuck...we cannot have normal likable characters. Even Charlie is like a not good dad - he is constantly out, his daughter has to cook for him and he has beer and football every night like, nah, not my ideal man that is for sure.
We just could not have normal Jacob as a warewolf, still him maybe a little stronger on certain emotions etc. No. He has to become a fucking dick!
— 13 hours, 22 min ago
We just could not have normal Jacob as a warewolf, still him maybe a little stronger on certain emotions etc. No. He has to become a fucking dick!
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Karla
is on page 240 of 563
Bcs-Bella would eventually get over the toxic ex relationship that is LITERALLY haunting her, Jacob was healing her. She - even if it would not become anything romantic would heal thanks to him.
But we cannot have that, because then she would never want to get back to Edward, so she cannot heal, she has to stay right where she is.
Moreover I stand by that she wants vampirism more than Edward...
— 13 hours, 15 min ago
But we cannot have that, because then she would never want to get back to Edward, so she cannot heal, she has to stay right where she is.
Moreover I stand by that she wants vampirism more than Edward...
Karla
is on page 130 of 563
DID BELLA JUST SAY "SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL IN AN EXOTIC WAY" ABOUT NATIVE AMERICAN GIRL???????? Bruh...
— Oct 08, 2026 01:12AM
Karla
is on page 120 of 563
Idc I am a team Jacob. Stephenie just fucked him up later because she wanted us to like Edward, but he is such a dick, that she needed to make everyone else horrible for us to think he is the best for Bella #changemymind
— Oct 07, 2026 08:19AM
Karla
is on page 35 of 563
Oh so the Cullens are really religious huh? Criticizing the basic ways of christianity and catolic church...And they are turning Bella as someone - as she says "devoid from belief" to their cause slowly - she wants to be like them etc etc...interesting
— Oct 06, 2026 12:59AM
Karla
is on page 30 of 563
Hey let me just tell you - Romeo and Juliet being Bellas and therefore I presume (because this is not in any way critical writing from the authors perspective) Stephanie's favourite story of Shakespeare says A LOT about why she thought the romance in her own book is good, not problematic, romantic and done well :) I have feeling that her mormon beliefs are gonna really shine in this book and this is the begining...
— Oct 06, 2026 12:35AM

