Jan46’s Reviews > Carl's Doomsday Scenario > Status Update

“Are you scared of my butt or something? I’ll have you know it is glorious.” This Princess Donut cat is something else

“We’ll find out who’s responsible and we’ll make them pay.”
A naked body drops down and the words say, “No you won’t.”
Omg the person responsible is spying on them 😭

“Cats don’t drink cocktails.”
“Cats don’t shoot lasers from their eyes, either, but here we are, Carl. Mama needs a night off.”
I love this cat omg

“A goat monster that looked like it belonged on the cover of one of those 1980s heavy metal album covers, one where if you played it backward, the words will tell you to murder your grandma.” The specificity 💯 I really feel like I could picture this monster lol

Carl received hobgoblin dynamite! Wonder how this item will be used in the game 👀💣

There’s talks of Slender Man dressed up as a clown?? Loving this already lol

“The former child actor cat.” I love the absurdity of the book so far

“Level 5 Cockroach skill.” What does that even mean? Maybe killing cockroaches?? lol