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“I had had, for some time, a romantic if inaccurate view of myself as some kind of hyperviolent, junkie Byron… The most romantic thing I had done in two years was to chop down about an acre of Vassar's lilacs one night with my sword, so that I could fill my girlfriend's room with the blossoms.”
Add that to the list of things that would work on me I fear.
— 7 hours, 37 min ago
Add that to the list of things that would work on me I fear.
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“And I had my first oyster.
Now, this was a truly significant event. I remember it like I remember losing my virginity—and in many ways, more fondly.” (LMFAO).
this reading session occurred against a backdrop of three men playing cod zombies with no headphones so you know i was locked in.
— 13 hours, 38 min ago
Now, this was a truly significant event. I remember it like I remember losing my virginity—and in many ways, more fondly.” (LMFAO).
this reading session occurred against a backdrop of three men playing cod zombies with no headphones so you know i was locked in.