Bronté’s Reviews > Children of God > Status Update
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"when i was a child i wanted to be a terrorist when i grew up"
— Oct 11, 2026 08:19AM
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book so long i ran out of listening hours for audiobooks on spotify. you have to laugh
— Oct 11, 2026 12:58PM
Bronté
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this is genuinely the longest book in history. and moby dick and the bible exist.
— Oct 10, 2026 09:39PM
Bronté
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the alien race being more accepting of isaac than his actual mother ruh roh...
— Oct 10, 2026 05:54AM
Bronté
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going between an irish accent and a very stereotypical native american one. god
— Oct 09, 2026 06:42PM
Bronté
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trying to decide if the dig at the cubs winning the world series is still applicable if they won in 2016...
— Oct 09, 2026 05:42PM
Bronté
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some of these accents the narrator is doing man just start saying "i vant to suck your blood"
— Oct 09, 2026 05:07PM
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i imagine emilio is having war flashbacks to the alien girl on rakhat while talking to cara
— Aug 13, 2026 08:18AM
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listening to the audiobook instead of reading because i barely liked the first book and this is for book club.
— Aug 13, 2026 08:06AM