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Sammi
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“We are all prostitutes in one way or another, I suppose” - Donut
MISS GURL WHAT 😂 No ma’am 😂
But honestly, what a great quote 😂
— Oct 11, 2026 12:34PM
MISS GURL WHAT 😂 No ma’am 😂
But honestly, what a great quote 😂
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Sammi
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Everyone: Let’s do things the easy way and get out of here!
Carl: Umm… Let’s actually do things the harder way so I can get something for myself. Thanks
BRUH just LEAVE 😂
— 2 hours, 13 min ago
Carl: Umm… Let’s actually do things the harder way so I can get something for myself. Thanks
BRUH just LEAVE 😂
Sammi
is on page 299 of 608
Chapter 19 summed up: How to get away with murder 😂
— 8 hours, 36 min ago
Sammi
is on page 285 of 608
I’m eager to see what Carl’s plan is going to be in this book because wtf. But also I feel like I’m missing something because I haven’t read this in a hot minute 😂
— 18 hours, 46 min ago
Sammi
is on page 238 of 608
I haven’t read in a while… Love that the last sentence of this chapter is “Have you come to kill my father? You’re a little late. He’s already dead. Do you want to come in? I’m making lemonade!”
Yes little girl. That’s what I want. Lemonade 😂
— Oct 21, 2026 11:22AM
Yes little girl. That’s what I want. Lemonade 😂
Sammi
is on page 190 of 608
Lowkey, this book is about as hard to follow as book 3… Maybe slightly less. But anyways… I don’t like how Zev is sounding more… Robotic? Automated? Idk. Something’s not right with her now
— Oct 07, 2026 10:56AM
Sammi
is on page 129 of 608
“Don’t worry. It’ll be fine”
Famous last words before something is not, in fact, fine
— Sep 29, 2026 06:49PM
Famous last words before something is not, in fact, fine

