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"I... broke your vase," I say, tipping my gaze away.
"I hated the thing anyway."
"You didn't even see which one."
"I'm really not fond of vases."
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— Oct 12, 2026 09:02AM
"I hated the thing anyway."
"You didn't even see which one."
"I'm really not fond of vases."
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"That would be your fault, Majesty," Basile retorts.
"Indeed. However, my astounding supply of charisma resurrects you on the daily. Does it not?"
"If by charisme you mean chaos, then yes, I am revived daily."
"Stop stealing all the good lines," Anton mutters, buttoning his tunic.
Not to be dramatic but I'd die for these two
— Oct 12, 2026 09:06AM
"Indeed. However, my astounding supply of charisma resurrects you on the daily. Does it not?"
"If by charisme you mean chaos, then yes, I am revived daily."
"Stop stealing all the good lines," Anton mutters, buttoning his tunic.
Not to be dramatic but I'd die for these two
Danique van Dijk
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"Sire, I recommend that you put on actual pants."
"Thank you, I was getting to that,"
"It's only that I have to remind you often, Sire."
"I'm sorry that my thighs offend you, Basile."
"Sire, after eight years in your employ, nothing offends me."
Anton sends me a coy grin. "See? Dead inside."
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— Oct 12, 2026 09:05AM
"Thank you, I was getting to that,"
"It's only that I have to remind you often, Sire."
"I'm sorry that my thighs offend you, Basile."
"Sire, after eight years in your employ, nothing offends me."
Anton sends me a coy grin. "See? Dead inside."
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