Samantha’s Reviews > Blood on Her Tongue > Status Update

I FUCKING CALLED IT! Still, let me dramatically gasp and clutch my nonexistent pearls because imagine walking in on that when—HAHAHAH 🤣 I don’t know why I’m laugh—WAIT. Was she getting eaten out kinkily or literally???

I blame growing up in telenovela culture for foreseeing this and eating up the messiness and wrongness of it!