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Just read "Russel Hobbs: Waking the Slumbering Giant". Russel Hobbs, who became a hip hop genius after being possessed by the spirits of his friends when they got killed in a drive-by, gets kidnapped by Murdoc and recruited into the band. He expands the band's range, as well as getting their original guitarist, 2-D's girlfriend Paula Cracker, fired after finding her and Murdoc fucking in the bathroom.
— 14 hours, 36 min ago
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Just read "August 15th 1997 'D-Day'". Murdoc crashed his car into the music store 2-D worked at so he could steal instruments. The car crashed into 2-D's eye, damaging it, putting him in a coma, and getting Murdoc sentenced to community service. 2-D woke up during another crash from Murdoc, damaging his other eye but waking him up. Murdoc took one look at him and realized he had the frontman his band needed.
— Oct 10, 2026 09:49PM
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Just read "12D3: In the Suburbs, They're Spooked". Now we learn about 2D's backstory. He grew up in a regular suburban home, with not much in brains but a love for zombie movies and stuff that made electronic noises. When he was eleven, he fell out of a tree and lost all his body hair, which grew back blue, then started developing serious migraines that he needed painkillers for. Interesting.
— Oct 08, 2026 10:42PM
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Just started reading "Chapter 2 - Unto the World a Band is Born" and read "Murdoc Niccals - 'Spawn of Stoke'". We read about Murdoc's miscreant school life and developing tastes for music. He wised up to a bully and made a deal with the devil for a successful music career, only to go through several failed bands because his singing was crap, leading him to go search for a new singer.
— Oct 07, 2026 10:55PM
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Just read "Chapter 1 - Nature Adores a Vacuum". The narrator gives a flattering summary of the history of Gorillaz while Murdoc pleasures himself. The book will be an oral history where the band members talk about their backgrounds, formation, and everything they did while making their albums. Here we go! And Murdoc, don't be gross!
— Oct 06, 2026 07:40PM
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Just started the book and read the prelude. Murdoc starts things off by recalling a memory from his childhood, where his abusive father forced him to perform in a talent show at a pub as a way to make a quick pub, humiliating the young Murdoc. Murdoc swore that day to never take to the stage under someone else's direction and believes Gorillaz were created as a middle finger to everything the talent show ever was.
— Oct 05, 2026 06:30PM
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