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maya
is 73% done
inventing a new form of torture unexplored by man where i ride the exercise bike and read this book. that way im grouping all the awful together at one time and will be free when im done
— Oct 13, 2026 03:22PM
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maya
is 71% done
JUST TURNED ON THE AUDIOBOOK AND I FOUND OUT THIS GUY IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE A FRENCH ACCENT??????? also the gaston song shit was genuinely worse than chinese water torture when forced to listen to it instead of skimming through
— Oct 13, 2026 02:30PM
maya
is 24% done
so not only is this the zombie apocalypse and there’s vampires and demons and enhanced humans, but she’s a soap maker with an etsy storefront (see: THE APOCALYPSE) and they’re both…….. content creators. genuinely what the hell anymore. #noted
— Oct 11, 2026 04:34PM
maya
is 22% done
22% in and it’s been less than 1 in-universe day. why, you might ask? because pages and pages are taken up with the most inane and insufferable conversations i’ve ever heard
— Oct 11, 2026 04:28PM
maya
is 10% done
okay the weird goat thong aside (seriously what) genuinely can’t understand why these people are like oh there’s a bunch of zombies coming out of this compound. let’s KEEP OUR CITY SURROUNDING IT. WHY DONT YOU JUST MOVE PEOPLE. WHY ARE YOU STILL SHARING WALLS WITH THE PLACE WHERE ZOMBIES COME OUT OF. THIS MAKES NO SENSE. WHY ARE YOU STILL LIVING THERE IF YOUR PARENTS GOT KILLED BY ZOMBIES.
— Oct 10, 2026 12:28PM
maya
is 2% done
okay we start with a map that’s a perfect circle. because yes that is obviously the easiest way to design a compound in the apocalypse. and then BEHIND each layer of walls is a moat. not IN FRONT OF, you know, historically where moats go, but BEHIND. because that makes a lot of sense when trying to keep things out of your city
— Oct 10, 2026 11:49AM