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What do my paperback and Hades NOT have in common right now?
My paperback is floppy 🫦

Hades: this woman is a tool to get back at Zues
Me: Romantic 🫦🫦🫦🫦

All of Zues’s wives being called Hera(s) when I am feral for the Olympus fuckboy is the universe telling me to be toxic and I love it 🫦🫦🫦

P: He’s rumoured to have killed all three of his wives.”
D: It’s certainly less messy than a divorce.

Stop putting ideas in my head. Thanks!