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Right a pink poodle that Grover can talk too???
I knew as soon as they got in the elevator with that lady and her dog that they would be monsters
Okay so he can breath under water???
Why does his dad want to see him in Santa Monica
— Oct 14, 2026 11:45PM
I knew as soon as they got in the elevator with that lady and her dog that they would be monsters
Okay so he can breath under water???
Why does his dad want to see him in Santa Monica
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george washington being the son of athena???
LUKE WAS THE ONE IN THE PROPHECY?!?
time to go home
— Oct 16, 2026 12:59PM
LUKE WAS THE ONE IN THE PROPHECY?!?
time to go home
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IT WAS ARES?!?
of course he wants war, hes the god of war
dont fight a god percy...especially a war god
"he's a coward" lets not call a got that
oh shit we gonna fly
the news saying ares is a "Kidnapper" lmaoo
Zeus vs Posedians outfits are killing me
okay so maybe it wasn't ares but Kronos
mother is back
gabe abusive?????
i wish medusa's head couldve been used on gabe sigh
— Oct 16, 2026 12:27PM
of course he wants war, hes the god of war
dont fight a god percy...especially a war god
"he's a coward" lets not call a got that
oh shit we gonna fly
the news saying ares is a "Kidnapper" lmaoo
Zeus vs Posedians outfits are killing me
okay so maybe it wasn't ares but Kronos
mother is back
gabe abusive?????
i wish medusa's head couldve been used on gabe sigh
Cat
is on page 320 of 377
"Lord and uncle" idk why but that made me lol
"you're as bad as zeus" thats a bold thing to say to hades...
how the hell does he have the bolt in his abg all of a sudden??
— Oct 16, 2026 11:36AM
"you're as bad as zeus" thats a bold thing to say to hades...
how the hell does he have the bolt in his abg all of a sudden??
Cat
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The rope is gonna stretch annabeth and grover yikes
lmaoo percy tricked crusty to lay down and get trapped on the bed
hi Charon
Giving cerberus the red ball, he really is just a big dog lmaoo
— Oct 15, 2026 11:31PM
lmaoo percy tricked crusty to lay down and get trapped on the bed
hi Charon
Giving cerberus the red ball, he really is just a big dog lmaoo
Cat
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Oh hi Ares
Guess youre a biker dude
Okay so Percy can hear the zebras thoughts?
This hotel feels sketchy
Of course it was
Ah shit only 1 day left
— Oct 15, 2026 08:04AM
Guess youre a biker dude
Okay so Percy can hear the zebras thoughts?
This hotel feels sketchy
Of course it was
Ah shit only 1 day left
Cat
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Is that Medusa, makes statues and had two sisters?? Sounds a lot like her
IT FUCKING WAS I KNEW IT
Not Medusa getting killed by a Perseus for a second time lmaooo
— Oct 14, 2026 07:33AM
IT FUCKING WAS I KNEW IT
Not Medusa getting killed by a Perseus for a second time lmaooo
Cat
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Not Mrs Dodds being back sigh
Percy aint no way you took the cap off
Welp they lost their bags
— Oct 13, 2026 03:01PM
Percy aint no way you took the cap off
Welp they lost their bags
Cat
is on page 149 of 377
brothers fighting over a litghing bolt smh
Wdym he will fail to save what matters most!?!
hades wants him dead, ofc he does
I knew it would've been annabeth who volunteered
— Oct 10, 2026 02:18PM
Wdym he will fail to save what matters most!?!
hades wants him dead, ofc he does
I knew it would've been annabeth who volunteered
Cat
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I think Annabeth realized who percys dad is
yikes this is not good, welp its been determined Poesdian
— Oct 10, 2026 01:37PM
yikes this is not good, welp its been determined Poesdian
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Nobody can figure out his dad but I have, get your ass in cabin 3 Percy
— Oct 06, 2026 09:09PM