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george washington being the son of athena???

LUKE WAS THE ONE IN THE PROPHECY?!?

time to go home

IT WAS ARES?!?

of course he wants war, hes the god of war

dont fight a god percy...especially a war god

"he's a coward" lets not call a got that

oh shit we gonna fly

the news saying ares is a "Kidnapper" lmaoo

Zeus vs Posedians outfits are killing me

okay so maybe it wasn't ares but Kronos

mother is back

gabe abusive?????

i wish medusa's head couldve been used on gabe sigh

The rope is gonna stretch annabeth and grover yikes

lmaoo percy tricked crusty to lay down and get trapped on the bed

hi Charon

Giving cerberus the red ball, he really is just a big dog lmaoo

Oh hi Ares
Guess youre a biker dude

Okay so Percy can hear the zebras thoughts?
This hotel feels sketchy

Of course it was

Ah shit only 1 day left

Right a pink poodle that Grover can talk too???

I knew as soon as they got in the elevator with that lady and her dog that they would be monsters

Okay so he can breath under water???

Why does his dad want to see him in Santa Monica

Is that Medusa, makes statues and had two sisters?? Sounds a lot like her

IT FUCKING WAS I KNEW IT

Not Medusa getting killed by a Perseus for a second time lmaooo

Not Mrs Dodds being back sigh

Percy aint no way you took the cap off

Welp they lost their bags

brothers fighting over a litghing bolt smh

Wdym he will fail to save what matters most!?!

hades wants him dead, ofc he does

I knew it would've been annabeth who volunteered

I think Annabeth realized who percys dad is

yikes this is not good, welp its been determined Poesdian

Nobody can figure out his dad but I have, get your ass in cabin 3 Percy