Krista Slaney’s Reviews > The Idea of You > Status Update

He’s got her bent over the table she got in the divorce from her ex husband! Well done sir ! 🔥🔥🔥👍

I know it’s wrong because he’s younger, and she’s clearly too old for him , but it’s still heartbreaking because they’re obviously in love with each other ,and I know this isn’t going to end well.

“Solene , he’s twenty.He’s in a boy band.There is like pussy falling from the sky.And every time he steps outside it’s raining.” 🤣

“There is this moment that every woman knows , when she reaches into her date’s pants for the first time ,and is not sure what’s going to come out.And she says a little prayer to the penis gods and hopes that she will be pleasantly surprised.” 😂😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌

So he’s 20 , and she’s 40. To say this woman is a cougar is an understatement. Lordy!