Ember L.’s Reviews > Witchcraft for Wayward Girls > Status Update

No, bitch. The only good ped* is a dead ped*. She should’ve k*lled that motherfucker.

I’m so confused. If the Home knows this baby is Reverend Jerry’s, then wouldn’t that mean they know he r*ped her? How is this mother fucker getting away with this??

I’m sitting in the parking lot, waiting for my client, I can’t start crying now 😭

“There is no second phone,” Ginger snapped

Heh. I see what you did there, Mr. Hendrix.

After what Miss Wellwood went through, and Hagar being there for it, you’d think Miss Wellwood would understand why the silver’s there and would WANT it there. What a dumb bitch.

If witches can’t cross the silver, then by that logic you just trapped Fern & Co. out of the house too because they literally became witches when they signed Parcae’s book in blood.

Omgggg this book is so freaking good. Took awhile to get to the point but holy shit. I’m invested.

The sky is gray, but the only light in the room is coming from the tips of their cigarettes. Yeah, okay, that makes sense 🙄
And yet! Fern can still see well enough to read from the book. Right. Okay. Sure.

Laurel says “But you still haven’t told us where Zinnia’s going to sleep.“ I’m so confused. She literally JUST told you she’s going to take the attic bedroom. That’s what the entire conversation right before you said this was about.
Do a lot of authors often just forget what they’ve written immediately after writing it?

HOT DOG SALAD?!?!?!?

🤮🤮🤮