Mads ʅʕ•ᴥ•ʔʃ マディ Heggen’s Reviews > Father Material > Status Update
Mads ʅʕ•ᴥ•ʔʃ マディ Heggen
is 5% done
u silly ridiculous pedantic fucking idiots this is why u don't gaf about it being patriarchal about letting ur bestie's husband know that she's trying to run off to a random bridge at 3am bc u have cold feet about being a loserdad to a PUPPY. scratch all of that, u don't agree to this shit in the first place what's wrong with u gkhn;fgkljhlgkfhl/hm/g;lmkfgmf
— 16 hours, 50 min ago
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Mads ʅʕ•ᴥ•ʔʃ マディ’s Previous Updates
Mads ʅʕ•ᴥ•ʔʃ マディ Heggen
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HOW did it take THIS FUCKING LONG for them to think about calling Tom
— 16 hours, 28 min ago
Mads ʅʕ•ᴥ•ʔʃ マディ Heggen
is 4% done
Luc sees Carrie Bradshaw as his role model & also watches And Just Like That??? it's all making sense ((being shady despite me literally watching all of And Just Like That with my sister gfljhlkfjh))
— 17 hours, 3 min ago
Mads ʅʕ•ᴥ•ʔʃ マディ Heggen
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....this phone call b/w Bridge & Luc is sooooooooooo dumb
— 17 hours, 6 min ago
Mads ʅʕ•ᴥ•ʔʃ マディ Heggen
is 2% done
so many punchy pc one liners in one children’s party and not all of them work babe but I’ll allow it
— 17 hours, 20 min ago