Revy’s Reviews > Astarion: Baldur's Gate 3 > Status Update

i cant get over ancunin apparently being pronounced with an s and not a k

ashes to ashes shit to shit apfiqkjepwkdåqkdpekdpw i love this fucking bird

oh no the sadistic vampire lord is sadistic even when he is sometimes not on torture mode

baby astarion' s first crush awwwwww 😭😭😭

i do really like the fucked up family dynamics. it's not 24/7 torture and mayhem. Cazador can be both a neglicent pseudofather and a sadistic vampire master.

that might be a lore mistake but like.. ok? its a tiny one and i don't reallt care 😅 (if i remember right, he says in-game wine doesn't actually taste all that much like anything to him but he drank it in place of wine).

i deeply love the idea that Astarion lived at a farm/near the woods as a kid 😭 baby star

the fucking little giggles he keeps letting out are murdering meeee i love him sonmuch

i love him too but he isn't gonna be hurt by a different interpretation or version of his tale.

love Neil's narration ❤️ i am 1000% this is gonna be nowhere near as bad as fandom has made it out to be lmao. Also it's just a book. It's not ruining Astarion's character. Just replay the game then.