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"Where's Poppy?"
Poppy stood in the middle of her brightly colored rag carpet.
"Kakawewe!" Poppy screeched in a familiar, squeaky voice. "How do dee do?"
Pupkin waved to Louise, dancing from side to side, on Poppy's arm.
Oh no😨 I got chills all over my body. The terror. Oh no
— Oct 16, 2026 12:31PM
Poppy stood in the middle of her brightly colored rag carpet.
"Kakawewe!" Poppy screeched in a familiar, squeaky voice. "How do dee do?"
Pupkin waved to Louise, dancing from side to side, on Poppy's arm.
Oh no😨 I got chills all over my body. The terror. Oh no
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"How old are you, Pupkin?" Barb asked.
"Five," Pupkin said, soft, like a whisper. "Pupkin five."
"And have you always been Pupkin?" Barb asked.
Pupkin shook his head.
"What did your name used to be?" Barb asked.
"Freddie," he said softly. Then louder: "Freddie."
"Oh my God," Mark said.
"Our uncle Freddie," Mark said, low and urgent. "Mom's brother. He was five."
Omg😨
— Oct 17, 2026 10:42AM
"Five," Pupkin said, soft, like a whisper. "Pupkin five."
"And have you always been Pupkin?" Barb asked.
Pupkin shook his head.
"What did your name used to be?" Barb asked.
"Freddie," he said softly. Then louder: "Freddie."
"Oh my God," Mark said.
"Our uncle Freddie," Mark said, low and urgent. "Mom's brother. He was five."
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The bedroom door stood open
She scanned the room and her vision swarmed with black spots as she tried to see into the shadows. Something on the other side of the room, something low to the floor, inhaled quietly, wet and thick.
Something alive was in the room with her
Pupkin
Oh hell naaahhh I’d haul ass outta there
— Oct 15, 2026 04:06PM
She scanned the room and her vision swarmed with black spots as she tried to see into the shadows. Something on the other side of the room, something low to the floor, inhaled quietly, wet and thick.
Something alive was in the room with her
Pupkin
Oh hell naaahhh I’d haul ass outta there
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Mark got everything-everything—and her mom somehow thought this was the right thing to do? No split. No fifty-fifty. Everything went to Mark, and nothing went to Louise because Mark deserves it and Louise, well, she can take care of herself.
Yeah so this fucking sucked???
— Oct 11, 2026 09:05AM
Yeah so this fucking sucked???